Ann Vole (annvole) wrote,
Ann Vole
annvole

Llaprami, She is gone, Page 8

"Hello?"

"Yeah?"

"Is this 'Southern Cross Safari Outfitters'?"

"Ya got it too right mate"

"I am interested in the Brazilian 'tough nut panther hunt' on your website."

"Yeah, we be gettin' loads of calls for that one. Last chance to shoot anything worth beans sellin' but if you be a panzy-assed yuppy this'll kill ya."

"I spent months each of the world's rainforests translating, I think I am up for the task."

"Translator, mate? You're one up on me there. Wanna job? (he he) we can only pay you in shiney objects though."

"What species is this 'Brazillian Panther'? I can't find a species listed"

"That's the whole beauty of it mate, Brazil is doublin' it's population every few years an' they need to convert the whole blasted country to crops to make moonshine from y'r genetically moddied ferns. They took all restrictions off huntin' anythin' that moves. CITES restricts sellin' any endangered critters on their lists so Brazil ne'r gave them no Latin name. The black market price for one is more then our package price so it's 'sentially free long's ya bag one."

"Are these animals going to become extinct?"

"they's 'sentialy aready are 'cause Brazil's turning all their jungles to them ferns. Everythin's made of that ethenol 'stead of oil now so Brazil's makin' a killin' with it. If ya want to get rich quick, do anythin' in Brazil but especially baggin' panthers 'fore there gone"

"Can I order a trip?"

"Just pay on the website and someone should be at y'r door by sundown"

"Thanks"

"Ya won't be disappointed Mate"
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